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i have finally figured out that the spider i originally posted in september was in fact a cat face spider. i don't know why my yard attracts so many of these arachnids, but my wife is really hating them.

i'll say, "hey erin. come here, i want to show you something."

"why?"

"'cause it is cool."

"what do you want?"

then a long sharp shrek followed with a barrage of hits and name-calling. and the funny thing is that she doesn't learn. . . .