"the worst teacher i ever had"

seventh grade math teacher. had him right after lunch period. his lunch consisted of crappy teacher cafeteria coffee and cigarettes. he seemed to brush his teeth with tobacco and whenever he talked, the spittle of his "lunch" got on everyone sitting in the section around he stood (halfway in the middle of the room where the overhead projector was located). he never strayed from that spot, like a drummer behind their kit. it was his safe zone. even when he had to "huck a loogie", he used his dirty styrofoam cup and kept his treasures *shudders*...